William (Will the Thrill) Arnold, 32, Nashville, TN.
Your profession: Teacher.
Number of Barkley starts: 0 previous starts (virgin).
Why are you running the Barkley? Because it's there.
Your predicted finish results: Fun Run (60 miles/3 laps). Actual results: R.T.C. (Refused To Continue) at Testicle Spectacle, loop 2.